(GHASTLY INTRIGUE) There are few animals more interesting than bears and few stories more interesting than people being consumed by bears through their own stupidity. By this logic, Timothy Treadwell is the most fascinating dead man on the planet. Mike Lapinski is reading from his Treadwell book tonight, and though better books about the human pick-a-nick basket have been written (see page 28), you won't find a more ardent Unofficial Bearologist and Treadwell Expert within city limits this summer. (University Bookstore, 4326 University Way NE, 634-3400. 7 pm, free.) PAUL CONSTANT