"Only Assholes Wear Canada Goose"
![The price for a Canada Goose jacket ranges from $395 to $1,895. The price for a Canada Goose jacket ranges from $395 to $1,895.](https://media2.fdncms.com/stranger/imager/u/large/42053393/1574278068-img_5074.jpg)
The price for a Canada Goose jacket ranges from $395 to $1,895. JK
"Not Yours"
![A reclamation! A reclamation!](https://media1.fdncms.com/stranger/imager/u/large/42053576/1574279105-img_5214.jpg)
A reclamation! JK
"Uncircumcised Penis on E Pine"
![I literally gasped when I saw this. I literally gasped when I saw this.](https://media1.fdncms.com/stranger/imager/u/large/42053586/1574279287-img_5271.jpg)
I literally gasped when I saw this. JK
I saw a comedian do a stand up set about how he wished there were more popular representations of uncircumcised penises. This seems like a step in the right direction.
"Three-Eyed Yoda"
![But like...what if Yoda...had a THIRD-EYE!?!??!?!??! But like...what if Yoda...had a THIRD-EYE!?!??!?!??!](https://media2.fdncms.com/stranger/imager/u/large/42053608/1574279535-img_5213.jpg)
But like...what if Yoda...had a THIRD-EYE!?!??!?!??! JK
I think I snapped this one JUST before Disney+'s The Mandalorian hit the streaming services. Or at least, right before I was made aware of the existence of Baby Yoda. No, I have not watched it nor do I really have the impulse to subscribe to the cursed service at this moment in time, but this Baby Yoda is cutest thing I've seen recently. Look at his hands! I know this is a corporate ploy to get me to buy merchandise, but I'm going to revel in this feeling while it lasts. Oh, yeah, the sticker is cool, too.
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please email me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.