I recently had a day off and made a point to go to Il Corvo for lunch. While waiting in line, I noticed this sticker on a pipe near the entrance, but I forgot to take a picture. After wolfing down three plates of pasta, focaccia, and a most scrumptious kale salad with a friend, I snaked my way back into the line to capture this image. What kind of bird do you think it is? Who cares for this creature? Do you think it'll ever come back?

This wouldn't be a Sticker Patrol column without me being fully honest with you—I did not take this picture. All the other pictures in this column? 100 percent taken by me. This picture? Captured by our digital editor, Chasssseeeee Buuuurnnssss. He sent this along to me on Sunday: "These have been popping up," he texted. I replied, "I'll take this one. I have other 'go home tech bros' pics but this is good." Just so everyone knows, I'm fully aware of the Go Home Tech Bro sticker situation. I liked the keys on this one, though.

This is an almost classic keyboard trick. The ol' knockers. Jugz. Thiddies. But what's a bit perplexing to me here is that the sticker creator omitted a boob! See: (.Y.)(.Y.).That's two whole sets of breastses. The omission led me to googling this particular configuration, but all that came up was differential equations. Then I galaxy-brained and imagined that the person was actually trying to do an analog version of that alien (?) woman in Total Recall. Then I thought, hey niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

I searched this hashtag on Twitter, and two tweets came up: one of a local author tweeting at Matthew Perry and another that led to an Instagram post that features a (similarly) mixed kid I went to high school with. Woo, life comes at you fast. Take a pic, add to the pile.