STRANGER PACKAGES
Cupcakes & Cowgirls Birthday Party Package!
The Stranger Editorial Staff Hosts Your Birthday Party—at Cowgirls Inc.! Madrona's Cupcake Royale will supply four-dozen scrumptious Happy Birthday cupcakes. All you have to bring is up to 10 of your friends to your happy-hour birthday party! The Stranger's entire editorial staff—from Dan Savage down to the lowliest editorial intern—will meet you at Cowgirls Inc. in Pioneer Square for a bull-ridin', cupcake-scarfin', body-shot-doin' birthday party to remember! $500 value! Opening bid: $1.99!
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Stranger Distro Team Helps You Move
Moving sucks, especially in winter. This holiday season, why not free someone you love from the hideous moving burden by hiring The Stranger's stunningly efficient distribution team to tackle the move? Included in this spectacular gift are the stellar lifting skills of six sure-handed, able-bodied Stranger distro all-stars, who will place your pre-packaged boxes and other items (couches? baby grands? bring 'em on!) in a big old Stranger distro van, then drive to the Seattle location of your choice and unload. (One trip only—and they will be wearing clothes.) This perennial Strangercrombie package is always a huge hit, so bid early and often! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Adrian Ryan Sensitively Dumps Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend in Print!
As all readers of his beloved Celebrity I Saw U column are aware, Adrian Ryan is a writer of rare wit and sensitivity. So what better way to dump your boyfriend or girlfriend than by having Adrian do it for you in his column? The winner of this dynamite package gets Adrian's peerless writing skills deployed in the dumping of the beloved of your choice. (And unlike every other Stranger-content-related gift package, this dumping by proxy may occur in the issue of the winner's choosing.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Fifty Pound Bag o' Swag!
Each and every day, The Stranger receives an avalanche of promotional swag—CDs, DVDs, books, you name it. Due to copyright restrictions, we can't auction off any of this stuff by name—so instead we'll do it by weight! The winner of this package will receive a whopping 50 pounds of promotional swag of all stripes. Perfect for stocking stuffers! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Twenty-Five Pound Bag o' Swag!
Same as above, just 50 percent lighter! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Five Pound Bag o' Swag!
We call this one "the li'l devil!" Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy The Stranger Cover!
Put whatever the hell you want on the Stranger cover for the issue of Jan 26, 2006! (Basic publishing restrictions apply.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy The Stranger's "Hot Box"!
We'll put whatever you want in the "hot box"—that colorful burst of information in the upper right corner of the Stranger cover—for the issue of Jan 26, 2006! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy Last Days!
Columnist David Schmader will devote a week of Last Days to seven days of your life, to run in the Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a News Story!
The Stranger news writer of your choice will write a news piece on the subject of your choice, to run in the Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a One-Page Feature!
The Stranger writer of your choice will write a one-page feature on the subject of your choice, to run in the Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Fill One Page of The Stranger However You Want!
Fill one full page of The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue however the hell you like! (Basic publishing restrictions apply.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Pick Stranger Suggests!
Fill all seven days of Stranger Suggests with your picks for the week from Thurs, Jan 26 through Wed, Feb 1! (Runs in the Jan 26, 2006 issue.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a Theater Review!
Theater Editor Brendan Kiley will write a glowing review of the play of your choice (or a glowing profile of the theater artist/company of your choice) to run in The Stranger's issue of Jan 26, 2006! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a Book Review!
Books Editor Christopher Frizzelle will compose a complimentary review of the book of your choice (or glowing profile of the writer of your choice) to run in The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a Visual Art Review!
Charles Mudede will construct an enthusiastic critique (complete with at least one dead philosopher reference) of the art show of your choice (or an approving profile of the artist of your choice) to run in The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a Music Profile!
Music Editor Jennifer Maerz will pen a positive profile of the band of your choice to run in The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a CD Review!
Music writer Dave Segal will write an enthusiastic review of the CD of your choice for The Stranger's issue of Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy Drunk of the Week!
You get to be The Stranger's Drunk of the Week in the Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy Party Crasher!
Your party will seem like the best party in the history of the world when Party Crasher columnist Paul Constant covers it in The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a Chow Review!
Sara Dickerman will praise the restaurant of your choice (or write a glowing profile of the chef/server/busboy of your choice) for The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy a Film Review!
Annie Wagner will put down her poison pen long enough to write a complimentary review of the film of your choice (or a flattering profile of the filmmaker of your choice) for The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Be Savage Love's Guest Expert!
Peek into the sex-soaked mailbag and be Savage Love's guest expert for the column in the Jan 26, 2006 issue of The Stranger! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Buy The Stranger's Comics Page!
Think you're better than Maakies? Bid highest and your comic will run on the last page of The Stranger's Jan 26, 2006 issue! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
